HANSANA MANA HAI

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Pahala : Mere dadaji ki
itani badi ladamani thi ki
sari duniya ke jaanvar usi me chara kha lete the

Dusra : Bus ? mere dadaji ke pass to itna bada
bambu tha ki wah aasmaan ko be chu leta tha.

Pahala : Kyun fenkata hai,tere dadaji use rakhte kahan the?

Dusra : Tere dadaji ki ladamani me.


Tinu : Kauwa telephone par baith kar
kanw kanw kyon kar raha hai?

Chinu : Lagta hai wah apani aawaj
dur tak pahunchana chahta hai.

Grahak : Chotu kya khana pakane me do gante lagate hai?

Chotu : Ji nahi,khana to teen din pahle he ban gaya tha,
ab to bus use garam kiya ja raha hai.

Kavi hraday doctor (Apane marij se) :
Kyon bhai raat ko nindra devi aai?

Marij (doctor se) : Pata nahi doctor sahab,
mai to kaafi pahale so gaya tha.Ho sakta hai usake baad
aai ho.


Saurabh: Kabhi kabhi mujhe apane charo or
andhera he andhera najar aata hai.

Gaurav : Aisa khastaur se kab hota hai?
Saurabh : Jab hamare ghar
ki light chali jaati hai